people who stretch their desktop background
imagine an ocean full of coca cola
is pepsi okay
When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.
when ur battling ice type pokemon
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
"Yaaaas hunty, spill that truth tea."
-Confucius (502 BC)